cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk image

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pizzaforpresident:

One of my roommates came out of the bathroom and shouted downstairs for my other roommate who isn’t home so everyone stayed quiet and he kept saying “Hello?” Hello?” and when nobody answered he said “Alright time to get my sperm on” and went into his bedroom.

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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daughterofscotland:

ill-take-no-more:

toromiko:

niceknickerss:

nu-pogodi:

carlossheldonmoustache:

I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…

A classic.

for those who don’t know or don’t that much about eurovision  

this is all u need to know

iTS HERE

O M G

Oh my god… the memories… they’re coming back… *cries*

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yeerkpool:

coldheartwarmblood:

imwithkanye:

The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.

the best scene in the whole program omfg 

I don’t like the office but that was funny.

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rampaigehalseyface:

Christopher Eccleston on the relationship between the Doctor and his companions

I love you.

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AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS

unfollower:

i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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